The Noid

The Noid, who you must always avoid, is a sentient, all-too-real pizza mascot ripped straight out of the 1980s. He is a minor protagonist, seeking to destroy Dutch van der Linde and all of Wyoming. He was formed from the hatred which capitalism brought into this world, and graciously born in a Kansas Domino's Pizzeria.

Early Life
The Noid has lived a long life of pain and suffering. His original intent when he was born was to demolish the pizza chain which he came from. This goal changed in 1993, when The Noid came across Dutch van der Linde at Tallywackers in Dallas, Texas. The Noid sensed dread emitting from Dutch, and knew right then and there he had to kill him.

Since that fateful encounter, The Noid had made plans, following Dutch's path of destruction, keeping an eye out for him. Once Dutch settled down in Wyoming, The Noid knew it was his one and only chance of killing Dutch.

Inevitable Doom
On December 27th, 2020, The Noid entered Dutch's Palace, Wyoming, guns-a-blazing. He dual-wielded AR-10s, and had full body protection. The battle lasted 4 days, all whilst nobody got killed. The Noid grew tired, too tired, and grabbed a local automobile, hot-wired it, and crashed it into a nearby tree. He died on impact. His memorial can be found at the Bass Pro Shop pyramid in Wyoming. His body was taxidermized by Simon Pearson, and put on display at the front desk.