John Cena

John Cena is a minor antagonist in the Glutenverse. He is gay and eats all your TicTacs. Beware.

John Cena was born and raised in Massachusetts, USA. During his teen years, he fell into a deep dark depression. His main way of coping was theft, and he soon discovered his favourite things to steal were candy, particularly those in the shape of Minions. God Bless His Soul.

He is more often than not found in the dream-realm, hence the fact he is an incubus. His victims do not always die, but they will wake up to the grim realization that all their TicTacs are missing. He has countless victims, unfathomable numbers. If you see him in a dream, run.

He is married to the world famous musician Kanye West. His step-child is Jade, and his biological son is Loszuka.

Together, they all live in Gluten City in a rotten swamp hidden away from society.